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OSAMA BIN LADEN WIVES
Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound and didn’t leave the house
for 5 years. It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.
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Walmart Prank Patrick
Calls Wal-Mart Funny !!!
Hilarious Tect To Speech Prank Calls “Ordering Pizza”
This time we called Pizza Hut and had the computer do the talking. Using text-to-speech software we created a sound file that had everything (almost) to order a pizza, and a bit extra.
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter.
Ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to let go, otherwise they would all fall.
They weren’t able to choose that person until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping!
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!”
Then she hollered, “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know, I thought YOU were watching!”
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
On Die Hard Bucks Fan
I was fortunate enough to get to go to the “Big Game” at Bucks Stadium.
I decided to walk around and see the sights before heading up to the nose-bleed section where my seat was located.
I walked by a man already seated and next to him there was an empty seat where he had stored his jacket and souvenirs.
His seats were at about the fifty-yard-line ten rows from the field. I asked him how such a great seat could be going unused.
He said he and his wife had purchased these seats but she had died.
I told him how sorry I was to hear of his loss but still had to ask one more question.
“Sir,” I asked, “Don’t you have any friend or relative you could offered the seat to?”
He replied, “No, they are all at the funeral.”!!
A couple of Tennessee hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help.
First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”
On Neck Ties & Dress Codes:
A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, with his shirt open at the collar, and is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn’t have a one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation, he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant.
The bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, “Well, okay, I guess you can come in.
Just don’t start anything.”!